mY nEXt lIFe

My Next Life:
My next life I want to live backwards.
I start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, and you play. You have no responsilities, you become a baby until are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like condition with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my cause.
BY Wooden Alley